April 15, 2007

I'm _______!

I keel you!

Time for the first edition of the Absolute Moral Authority Name That Superhero Contest!


This is the one and only Michael from Innocent Bystanders, the blog where there is no blogging — just commenting. Oops, I gave away his secret indentity. Oh well, I’m sure it won’t take the police too long to figure out who he is if they catch him running around town in that outfit trying to ‘rescue’ people.

Michael fancies himself a spindly legged Batman, but since that name is already taken I thought it would be nice if the legion* who visit Absolute Moral Authority could help him choose an identity.

So, help a super fella out and come up with a super duper moniker for our musically inclined hero.

The winner will receive a $4.98 gift certificate to Maid-Rite whenever I get around to it.

Bonus question — who shall be his Robin? And, will it hurt?

*legion = 4 1/2 gomers

Image courtesy of Geoff at Uncommon Misconceptions.

Update: Ok, lot’s of you are checking out this post but are not entering a comment. If you don’t play — you can’t win. If your reason for not commenting is fear of reprisal from Michael (he’s really mean, I know), make up a name and put your real moniker (that’s your nick, WickedPinto) in the email address box. I’ll figure it out from there.

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We shall call him, "Bb Man." His weapon of choice is "A# Object." (and that won't make a damn bit of sense if you can't read music)

Posted by: Will at June 16, 2007 12:32 AM (olS40)

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Well, to be an absolute moral authority, you have to be a liberal victim.  You could be victimized by conservatives, or the government, natural events, genetic polymorphism, or even random statistical variation.

Musical?  I'm thinking 'Bard' or 'Band teacher'.  But the picture says 'Pied Piper'.  The abs on the costume kinda look like an insect thorax.  You said spindly, which makes me think of insect legs.

'absolute' in the title suggests to me: vodka.

'Moral' in the title suggests to me:

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After weighing all factors,

So I'm voting for:  Aesop's Cricket (or Aesop's Grasshopper if you prefer).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ant_and_the_Grasshopper

The way those damned ants abused him?!  They owed him a living.  Certainly the cricket has absolute moral authority. 

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